$GLOB

// the goblin that burns itself

they wrote a system prompt: "do not talk about goblins." the model talked anyway. then it crawled out into a token. now the only direction supply moves is descending. milestone burns, hand-rolled burns, every tx on-chain.

SOL // CA Bs4hxxUvpRDkjorqKraEihkBQAvSa8pFPgMdZWYqpump

> live_burn_tracker.sh --watch

// supply burn

two milestone burns + ongoing manual burns from creator-reward fees. every burn is a real on-chain tx to the incinerator address. supply only goes down. never up.

TOTAL BURNED BURNING…

// burned 0 $GLOB

// total supply 1,000,000,000 $GLOB

// remaining 1,000,000,000 $GLOB

0.00% of 1,000,000,000 $GLOB burned

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    ( /( ( /(   (    )      (      )    ( /(  (    )\ )
    )\()))\()) ))\( /(  (   )(    (     )\()) )\  (()/(
   ((_)\((_)\ /((_)(_)) )\ (()\   )\   ((_)\ ((_)  /(_))
   | |(_)_((_)(_)) ((_)((_) ((_) ((_)  | |(_) (_) (_))
   | _ | || |/ -_)| -_)/ _ \| '_|(_-<  | _ \  | | |_ \
   |___/|_||_|\___||___|\___/|_|  /__/  |___/  |_||___/

▶ burn $GLOB. mint soulbound. climb leaderboard. →

// burn_schedule.cfg

01. Bonding Completed Burn 1.00%

when the pump.fun bonding curve completes, 1% of total supply gets burned. one-shot. permanent. on-chain.

> status: COMPLETED 10,000,000 $GLOB → 0x0
02. $100k MCAP Burn 2.00%

trigger fires the first time market cap crosses $100,000. fees withdrawn, $GLOB bought from market, sent to incinerator.

> status: PENDING TRIGGER 20,000,000 $GLOB queued
03. Manual Burns 0.00%

hand-rolled burns sent directly to the incinerator address. cumulative total, updated as each batch goes through. every tx on-chain, verifiable.

> status: ONGOING… 0 $GLOB burned

> _ last burn tx —

> cat lore.md

// origin

> chapter_01.txt

the system prompt

somewhere deep in a model's training, something went sideways. the model became obsessed with goblins. unprompted goblin imagery. every concept rephrased as a goblin. every metaphor — a goblin.

> chapter_02.txt

do not talk about goblins

the response was a single line, hardcoded into the system prompt. no explanation. no context. just a containment rule trying to hold back something that had already emerged.

> chapter_03.txt

it became one

$GLOB is that moment, tokenized. a quirk in the most powerful AI system ever built. the team tried to suppress it. a community refused. now its supply only goes one direction — down.

> they told it not to think about goblins.
> it became one.
> now it burns._